This was kind of hard to do because Zoro isn't the lovey type of person, but I did it. Well, at least part of it. Then I got a great idea while in the middle of writing it so I had to delete everything I wrote so far. And if you haven't read the Luffy oneshot yet, then please do. It will make more sense in the end. No not this end, but the END, end. Yes the very end. And when I make more oneshots like this, make sure to go in order of who joined the crew. Like this - Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, Nami, Chopper, Robin, Franky, and Brook. And I just wanted to say that I’m SO SORRY for not uploading in forever! - Aksksoskka
Averting eyes/red faced: Zoro was asleep when he herd Nami yelling at Luffy and Usopp for running around and being loud before angrily stomping back to drawing her map. She really needs to calm down, that bitch. Anyways, he had a crush on you. No not the real you, your oc of course. Anyways he noticed you were in a lawn chair working on a blueprint making changes once in a while. You were vary dreamy and nice to look at. But he wasn't the only one who agreed with that statement. He noticed Luffy staring at you, he didn't like it. You then looked up and started conversing with Luffy before he scooted away..... He didn't know how to respond to that. Anyway, he thought he herd a bang but it seems you didn't hear anything so he relaxed but he herd another bang but this time louder and your amalgamate pounced on you making you drop your blueprints. He was about to get up and get them for you because you were dealing with an amalgamate on you, but before he could the wind blew making the blueprints fly away. You and him watched as the blueprints fly away before you started shaking with fury and yelling,
"AMALGAMATE!!!!" Before hitting (NO! To donate to stop amalgamate abuse, please comment 'Stop the Amalgamate abuse today' Thank you. Your comment will stop one amalgamate being abused.) your amalgamate making it whimper. Zoro got up from his spot and jumped up before the blueprints landed in the ocean because the wind stopped blowing. He landed back on the ship before turning to you and (I started getting bored at this point but I continued anyway because I'm a good author, and good authors don't stop writing just because they were bored. No, they continue on. But I did take breaks every time I finished at least three sentences.) saw you pushing your amalgamate off you before looking at Zoro and smiling. He saw this and blushed a little and averted his eyes onto something else like this blueprints. It made his head hurt trying to figure out what you were trying to do.
"H-Here." He said as he pushed the blueprints into your chest. But that was a bad idea cause him being a giant compared to you being a smol bean he literally pushed your blueprints into your chest where he can feel your boobs. He blushed madly and immediately took his hands off, but that was a bad thing to do because you haven't grabbed the blueprints yet and another breeze blew by and blew away the blueprints yet again, but Zoro didn't go to catch them this time because he already ran off for touching your boob. You took everything in and the screamed,
"ZORO!!!!"
(So I put these two together because I didn't want the ending to go to waste so I did this. I just couldn't pass it up! And I don't regret it.)
Curt: After Luffy walked away and that shitty cook ran away to the kitchen with his tail between his legs, if he did have a tail that is. Zoro looked at you seeing a surprised face looking at the spot where Luffy was holding Sanji. He would of laughed if anyone else done it, but this was Luffy we’re talking about! He never done that before. His thoughts were cut off when he did a double take on what you were wearing. You were wearing a f/c Hawaiian shirt with the bottom of it tied up revealing your stomach and keeping your b/s (bust size) bust from flapping everywhere. And then you were wearing black undies from the bottom of the bikini. He got a slight nose-bleed.
When the ship hit land, Nami, Robin, and you were wearing your normal clothes again and ready to shop. Well at least Nami and Robin was ready to shop for clothes while you shop for Sciencey things. Usopp was in charge of the ship while the rest went along their merry way leaving him behind. Zoro went with you while Sanji went alone, Nami and Robin were together, Luffy and Chopper was together and Franky was alone. When you bought your stuff you went back out to see Zoro standing..... waiting for you. (I'm sorry. I just had to ruin the moment of trying to make it sound scary.) You both started heading to the bar because Zoro’s swords were being sharpened so you had to wait. You both started walking down to the bar when a group of men walked up next to you A pack of wild men appeared! and started cat calling you. You ignored them because you thought they were a waste of time and you didn't need to waste your breath on them. But they didn't like that and started to grab your arms, but an arm blocked the hands paths to your arm. "Try that again, I dare you." The threat left Zoro's mouth while glaring down at them.
"Oh ya, tough guy? And what are you gonna do about it? Huh? You're probably just all bark and no bite. Come on! Lets fight!" The guy said while the group backed away ready to see Zoro get beaten. But alas! Zoro was not beaten, but the random guy was instead!
"Teh. You call that a fight? I didn't even get warmed up yet. And next time don't try to touch a woman's arm without their permission, you small fry. And I'm not even going to beat your gang. Their aren't worth my time if you just go out with one blow. Come on y/n, we're out of here." You just nod before walking away with Zoro. The gang ran over to their leader and carried him off. You chuckled.
"Whats so funny?" Zoro asked raising his eyebrow looking at you. You chuckled again while shaking your head.
"You know I could have dealt with it myself. So why did you step in?" You ask smirking. Zoro blushes then looks away while muttering then saying clearly,
"You're a woman. People should know when they over step their boundaries with being stupid." Zoro says not looking at you.
"Ah, so like you with directions."
"What did you just say?!"
Bashful: Luffy blushed some more and stuttered trying to talk, but everyone was making fun of him for being bashful and who he was blushing about. Everyone except Robin (You guys probably guessed I was going to say Zoro weren't you?! HAH!!) and Zoro. (....... .-. Why?) On the outside Zoro would just look like he’s just annoyed by the noise but really he was heating up with jealousy. How dare Luffy make y/n laugh?! He was the only one to do that! So he forced himself to blush. You looked over and smirked at him before looking back at Luffy. That small movement already made him blush for real.
Yes this is it for now, and no, it will not take as long as before. But I just wanted to thank you all for waiting patiently for my lazy ass. -Aksksoskka